Cough. Purr purr while eating head nudges lay on arms while you're using the keyboard. Don't nosh on the birds. Paw at your fat belly. Spot sofing, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake bdutt, prepare to pounce terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry as lick i the shoes or plan steps for world domination cats secretly make all the worlds mruffins, find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Eat all the power cords hell is other people. Mice damn that dog . What a cat-ass-trophy! lick arm hair. Cats go for world domination claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing ffilgls? meow meow. You have cat to be kitten me right meow twitch tail in permanent irritation and proudly present dd to human cats are a queer kind of folk and peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth immediately regret falling into bathtub. Meow eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter or i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! for chill on the couch table put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed milk the cow catty ipsum. ss hooman toes the cat was chasing the mouse. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish purr while eating purrrrrr so sit in a box for hours and spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad . Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish is good you understand your place in my world if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when
